“Catch up. We’ve moved on, and you’re burying the lede. The headline is Douchebag Groom Cheats Less Than an Hour before the Wedding with a Bridesmaid.” “Maid of honor,” the woman corrects, almost like a reflex. Immediately, she seems to realize what she’s said, or maybe what she’s done. Her eyes go wide, and then she bursts into tears.
Bitch
