I make a disappointed noise. “Oh, you’re into guys? That’s such a shame.” One of the soldiers chokes on his breath. The captain’s cheeks flush bright red, and he splutters out, “No, that’s not what I—” “Because you have such a handsome face,” I continue, interrupting him. “Well, I…” He seems to be unsure of how to react because he simply trails off and stares at me as if I’ve grown a second head.

