Rhys: Need to tell Milo in the morning. Tabby: What a romantic good night text from my fiancé. Rhys: I’m serious. Tabby: So am I. Rhys: You bought me a cat. Romance is dead in this house. Tabby: Or maybe you don’t understand my love language? Rhys: Is it pettiness? Tabby: “Pettiness is my love language.” I’d wear that shirt!
