“Let’s be real. She’d be Queen Tabby, who rules the kitchen with an iron fist.” I press my lips together. “And King Rhys, who dresses up in spandex and—” “I don’t wear spandex.” “You should. Those little manties can be part of your new branding.” “Trunks, Tabitha. They call them trunks.” I sigh dramatically. “Weak. That just doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
