“We got the house so we could have loud, raunchy sex without waking up your grandma! Not to add to the population!” I faked left and bolted for the door again. “Kids are fucking awesome! I want you pregnant!” “Miles, don’t you dare!” Annie leaped onto my back and snatched the pill packet out of my hand. Frantically, she popped out one of the little blue birth control pills and swallowed it down before tucking the rest safely in her bra. Ha. Like that would stop me. Those boobs were mine. “Are you forgetting that Keller has you and Malik leaving for that job in Europe while I’m on a writing
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