The Off-Limits Rule

by Sarah Adams

I lift my hand to shield my eyes and—oh my gosh, stop it right now! This can’t be one of Drew’s friends. Cooper Pooper is hot.

I didn’t even realize seeing an Adonis V in real life was on my bucket list, but here we are, and I’m checking it off.

My ovaries are screaming, HIM! WE PICK HIM!!!

“Oh please. I’ve been this way since long before you were even born. I just waited to use my foul language until you were tucked into your Minnie Mouse sheets at night.