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People with nothing to lose are impossible to reason with.
I’d rather eat roadkill sushi than ask my mother about the specifics of her sex life.
Rolling naked in a field of broken glass would be preferable to attending this idiotic masquerade.
Getting plastic surgery to turn me into a sewer troll sounds really tempting right about now.
I was so stupid back then. Some people are beyond help.
he’s seen videos of my kickboxing matches. He asked me how long it’d take for him to be able to kick like me, and I told him it might happen when cows start fucking pigs.
Noah quirks an eyebrow. “Do you know if you read strap-on backward, it spells ‘no parts’?”
being punctual is paramount in setting a good example and achieving success in life,
Bisons will propel themselves to Mars with their farts before I lift a finger to help fund the research center.
“Oh for God’s sake, stop blaming other people!”
I’d rather brush my teeth with arsenic.
And I’d rather lick a feral cat’s anus than have
that happen.
I’d rather skydive with a defective parachute.
“If you want something, fight for it. If people treat you badly because of this, you have to fight that to hold on to what you have. Don’t let anything or anyone take away what you want. If you do, you aren’t fighting hard enough.”
When donkeys start fucking frogs I’ll thank him. Until then, he can go piss up a rope.
