My Grumpy Billionaire (The Lasker Brothers #2)

by Nadia Lee

I’d rather eat roadkill sushi than ask my mother about the specifics of her sex life.

Rolling naked in a field of broken glass would be preferable

I pull out champagne and make toasts when my father forgets my existence.

given Prince Charming’s obsession with that slipper, I suspect he had a foot fetish.

had more hair than a mink dipped in Rogaine.

She could do nine million times better than that…that unfortunate accident of procreation.

I’m not an asshole by nature. I’m only an asshole when I’m driven to be an asshole.

The only real mistakes in life are the ones you don’t learn from,

Blood starts to heat and flows in the wrong direction. I need you up here, in my brain. Not down there.

She glows like the sun. Being in her presence makes everything brighter, warmer and more…wonderful.

It’s probably not cancer. Even if it is, we’re catching it so early that I should recover without any problem. There’s no way I’m losing to a tiny cluster of misbehaving cells.

I’d rather skydive with a defective parachute.

everything about a man can lie except the eyes and penis.

It’s difficult to hang on to old pain when you have somebody who makes sure you know you’re important.

“If you want something, fight for it. If people treat you badly because of this, you have to fight that to hold on to what you have. Don’t let anything or anyone take away what you want. If you do, you aren’t fighting hard enough.”