Dad: Saw that video of you singing for the girl. I suppose you’re going to marry her. –Me: What if I am? –Dad: Tell me the date and time for the ceremony. I’ll see if I can adjust my schedule for you. –Me: Well, Joey, that won’t be necessary. It’s going to be a small ceremony, friends and family only. –Dad: WTF? –Dad: I am your family!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –Me: Hope you get run over by a semi.
