Fully Charged

by Nicole Parker

No, the hottie in front of me is soft in all the right places, but sturdy enough to take a pounding.

“I’m as real as the G spot, babe,” I say with a wink. “Just because it took a while to find me doesn’t mean I don’t exist.”

You’re always taking care of others, little carrot. Tonight, let me take care of you. Let me help you forget your worries and make your fantasies come true.”

“Don’t worry, little carrot, I know how to go slow when I need to.”

Pepto Bismol Peter Cottontail,

Fuck. I think I’m gonna let this rabbit fuck me.

“It’s going to feel so good when I stuff your anode with my cathode.”

“I’m going to overload you until you short circuit.”