Me: Hey Isaac, it’s Amelie. Any chance you could come get me at the theater? Isaac: What’s the address? A breath I didn’t know I was holding whooshes past my lips. Me: I’m at the Metropolitan Opera House Me: Thank you. I’m sorry to bother you. Isaac: Wouldn’t have given you my number if I didn’t want you to use it. Isaac: Your stalker show up? I type out a phony explanation before erasing all but one word and hitting send. Me: No Isaac: Lie to me again, and I’ll bend you over my knee. I’m so stunned by his reply and embarrassingly turned on that it takes me a solid minute to respond. Me: I’ll
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