Why should her son present to us on matters of real estate? It has nothing to do with gardening whatsoever, and furthermore, I cannot think of a single one among us who gives a rat’s ass about the real estate market. None of us is moving. Debbie wants to parade her son out like a dog at the American Kennel Club because she thinks he’s God’s greatest gift to the world (do you remember how intolerable she was when he got into business school at Harvard, save me) and I’ll tell you a point of fact: that child has one thought in his little money-grubbing birdbrain, and that is old rich women and
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