I’m trying to do some protective best friend stalking here, and if Penn knew about what I was doing, it would all be completely consensual. I just don’t actually want him to know about it at this point because I’m beginning to get worried that I’ve crossed the line from protective to needs-a-restraining-order, and I’d like to take a moment to reevaluate my choices
There are moments I don’t mind a little ridiculousness, but in this case, COME ON! You’re in your 30s! Why is he acting like he’s 15?!
