“Where does the poop go?” “Excuse me?” “The poop people poop on the train, where does it go?” Ted clears his throat the way the most uncomfortable man in the world would clear his throat. “I… I assume there’s some sort of container beneath the train.” “What happens if that gets full, then? Do they just empty the poop onto the tracks, or what?” He looks almost shocked by the idea. “I don’t know. Maybe.” She thinks for a long time before asking, very seriously: “What if it’s really windy outside? So if you were walking next to the rails, you’d get a poop tornado right in your face?” “I’ve never
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