At first, I worried that I’d struggle with being here due to the fact that Sage is so gorgeous, ever so single, and surrounded by a whole host of hungry cowpokes. Except, to my surprise—and asshole that I am, my unbridled glee—I’m not worried at all about other guys or girls aiming to catch her eye. They can flash pretty smiles and charm all they like… I know every single ounce of her focus is gonna be on me.
