“Fuck that, Sage. I don’t want a wife. I want this spark… our passion… I want someone who will order my ass to go skinny-dipping in the middle of the afternoon, then at night, chase after an ocean of stars in the sky. I want someone I can cook for and take care of, but not because she needs me to. No, in fact, she’ll fight me every step of the way because she’s stubborn as fuck.”