If Tomorrow Never Comes

by Allison Ashley

her parents would hover like teenagers with backstage passes at a Harry Styles concert.

“But did I just hear you say cheesecake is a pie?”

I pray to god this doesn’t come back in one of those admittance of love speeches that references previously mentioned personality quirks

Just wait. I’ll make the stiffest fucking egg whites you’ve ever seen.”

“I kind of think I might tell you everything if you asked.”

“Hold on. I think I’m dissociating.”

They could have walked around this town for days, and still, it would have been too soon.

typo on a batch of business cards that read Melt My Fart

“You didn’t let me get to the best-case scenario.” It didn’t seem possible anything was worth the risk of what she’d just said. “What’s that?” She paused for a beat, probably for dramatic effect. “You end up with everything you’ve ever wanted.”

never make fun of a grown man climbing trees

you were special. I’d been hoping for an excuse to talk to you, and when you brought up the ridiculous notion that cheesecake is a pie,

I called it. 🤗