Fall Shook Up

by Piper Sheldon

Don’t forget the cat videos and hours of disassociation. There is some fun to be had.”

Hell yeah

It was the Schrödinger’s cat of reviews.

Now, I stood in the dairy section of Ye Olde General Store in the middle of nowhere,

I love that she calls it that

“God. Imagine having feelings and people seeing them,” he said with mock horror.

Feelings are gross and we dont have them

would just grab a few things. I didn’t actually care.

Liar

Ripley really was a ho for hugs.

Who isnt

“For those keeping track at home, she’s already broken about half the rules of my listing.” I huffed loudly.

You broke the rules first!

“Kevin sounds like a tool bag,” Levi said.

"i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this"…but like literally

Speaking of aubergines, I’m pretty sure he had one stuffed down his pants.

Thats…a great mental picture

“Come to New York. You can find work there. Now that all the stuff with the article is behind us, let’s get engaged.”

Wtf!?

“Come on, Claire, don’t be like that! I’m on my knees here. And this floor is really hard,”

Whiney little man baby

“Am I interrupting?” a new voice said. I turned to see Levi,

HAhhhhhhh omggggg

“I’m sorry, what’s happening here? Are you groveling?”

Read the room kevin!!!