“Get ready to be smothered with eggplant and droplet emojis.” I snatched my coffee cup from the kitchen island, placing it in the sink. “I’ll play along, but I’ll be the most unhinged teammate you’ve ever had.” “Remember, your paycheck depends on it,” he hedged me. “I’m the kind of man who’s fun to fuck and dangerous to fuck over. Remember that.” “I agreed to this deal on the basis it was carte blanche. I ain’t changing my colors for you.” “It’s just social media. Relax.” “I am relaxed,” I countered, yelling. He shook his head, amused. “You need to touch more grass.” “And you need to stop
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