I took the stairs up and rounded the first corner of the stairway, staying close by. I hoped they’d stay in the kitchen. “I’ve been waiting for our hookup for ages,” Piper whined. The knowledge they hadn’t been together yet shouldn’t have filled me with relief, but oh, it did. “I feel bad for her,” Rhyland explained, as cool as a cucumber and just as phallic. I felt myself dwindling into something small enough to fit inside a pocket, becoming smaller still when he added, “I thought she was you.” Piper snorted. “I’m hotter.” “Okay, Pipe, no need to kid yourself.” He chuckled. I blushed. Rhyland
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