Pushin' Cushions

by Vera Valentine

For legal reasons, the authors are clearly stating that there is no hard evidence that any Republican vice presidential candidate has ever had or desired sexual relations with furniture or oceanic mammals.

Dennis J. Rance has been under immense pressure since being chosen as the Vice Presidential Candidate.

Content notes: This story contains a Republican,

There are also references to dolphin attraction and associated content

dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking), technical furniture v0re/consuming

Trent Donaldson

FINFUCKERS apparently led to Finance Bro porn, rather than his favorite human-dolphin content creator, FINFUCKERZ.

but Dennis knew to the marrow of his bones what was to blame for his college-long dry spell: feminism.

Oh yeah, this couch wanted to be bred.

Dennis hadn’t meant to cuckold his couch,

President Dennis J. Rance was was going to fucking flood this slutty sofa with cum.