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It worked for him in college with that ratty old couch, and this new one is just so plush.
FINFUCKERS
He hated cats with every fiber of his being, almost as much as he hated the childless women that took them in. Vile, unnatural creatures, the both of them, subverting American values.
a lightly-microwaved cantaloupe with a convenient burrowed hole,
But now, cock-to-cushion, the call of his youthful indulgences came roaring back.
