Pushin' Cushions

by Vera Valentine

He hated cats with every fiber of his being, almost as much as he hated the childless women that took them in. Vile, unnatural creatures, the both of them, subverting American values.

this is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dennis knew to the marrow of his bones what was to blame for his college-long dry spell: feminism.

oh no! scary feminism

he raised his hand and delivered a swift, merciless slap to the irresistibly soft top grain of the seat cushion.

ROFL. Vera you've done it again.

Shhh…just let it happen, Dennis. You gave me everything I needed to become you, and now that I’ve taken your load, it’s time to take your life, too.

I cannot.jesus Christ