The way he doesn’t use any emojis and his favorite form of punctuation seems to be a period trips me up. Like, is he mad at me? Annoyed by me texting him? Hate my guts? Or maybe he’s just an eighty-year-old man trapped inside the body of a…thirty-year-old? I guess I don’t even know how old he is, but he’s certainly young enough to use emojis.
