“Lots of evidence that supports my hypothesis. Your copy has been on your nightstand for months. Other books have come and gone, but this one is always there—and that doesn’t include the two other versions you have on your bookshelf. When I asked for book club recommendations, this was your suggestion. Last year, when it was announced a production company was turning the book into a movie, you shared the post to the Thunderhawks’ Instagram story for two minutes before realizing you weren’t on your personal account.”
