You want brutal honesty? I jerk off on one of the pictures you sent me and I come all over your face.” I’m totally horrified but also strangely turned on. “Oh my God! Isn’t that messy?” “Not really. I put it in one of those clear plastic sleeves. I bought a case of them so I just throw it out and put your picture in a new one every day.” “You are so twisted. I can’t even tell if you’re kidding.”
