Tuan called as I walked into the building. He was waiting in the lobby but hadn’t seen me yet. “Where are you?” Tuan asked. “Disney World. I’m nude, running from Goofy, who appears erect. It’s a nightmare.” “Sounds quite wonderful to me.” I tapped his shoulder and he jumped. “You’re a cretin,” he said. He then looked me up and down, a sour look on his face. “And you’re wearing Dockers?”
