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“I was going to ask if your arm’s okay,” Levi...
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“It’s ...
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“My doctor says I can’t arm-wrestle bears anymore though. National Forest Service says the same. Apparently wrestling bears is a federal misdemeanor or ...
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Addie being funny used to be my personal secret.
“Five thousand,” someone hollers from the center of the room.
“Ten,” the dude next to me says.
“Eleven thousand,” someone yells.
“How long have you been the Fireballs’ batting coach?” Levi asks her.
“This is my sixth season.”
“And that’s how many championship rin...
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“Fifteen thousand dollars,” the douche-muffin next to me says.
“He looks like the kind of person who’d follow a woman home,” Paisley whispers to me. My fingers clench around my paddle.
“Twenty-five thousand dollars,” someone from Waverly and Cooper’s table yells.
“Bro, your wife is sitting right next to you,” Levi says. “And you can’t bid on your own batting coach.”
“My wife and I both object to how the Thrusters’ owner’s looking at her,” Tripp replies, prompting all of us to crane our necks to get a better view of my team’s owner, who’s also sitting near the back of the room. “If she can teach Cooper to hit a ball better, she can teach a bunc...
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“Accurate again,” Cooper yells. “Twenty-five thous...
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“Thirty thousand dollars,” the fucknugget at the next table drawls.
FUCKNUGGET
“Okay, folks, I’ve got thirty thousand dollars at this table to my right. Do I have—”
My paddle flies up before I’ve decided I’m definitely doing this. “Thirty-five.”
JAW VROPP
Addie visibly chokes. “That one didn’t count,” she says to Levi.
He squints at me. “Why?” “He’s Canadian.” Levi grins. “That’...
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“Forty thousand,” the wank-nut next to me says.
“Forty-five.” I’m being an absolute fuck myself.
But none of these assholes—none of them—would’ve given her a second glance if she’d walked on st...
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Fuck. Them. They don’t de...
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“People usually listen to me when I use my stern voice.”
“You can use your stern voice on me, baby,” the shitwaffle mutters.
ur a creep u fucknugget
“Seventy-five thousand dollars,” I hear myself say.
“Are you for fucking real?” Addie gapes at me. “I need to up my Croaking Creatures game.” “You do not play.”
“Porty Picky’s my favorite character. What’s yours?” Her mouth goes round. “You just googled that.”
“I was late to an orientation thing because he was trying to get a double-death one day ...
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“Eighty thousand dollars,” Mr. Not Gonna Win...
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“One hundred.” I stare straight at Addie, my paddle still up in the air. “Ten more if you tell ...
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“Fluffle Bucket,” she says. “And I got a triple-death before I came ...
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“You can play one-handed?” “I can do a lot of thi...
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I just popped a boner.
oookayyyy….
Betting I’m not the only one in this room that just happened to. And if I find out who any of the other boner-sporters are, I’m kicking their asses.
“That was hot,” Rooste...
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“Quit looking at her if you don’t want to lose your eyebal...
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“One hundred and ten thousand dollars,” Levi says. “Do I hear one-twenty?”
The fucker beside me throws his paddle on the table and glares at me.
“Going once,” Levi says.
“Waverly, you can bid on me again,” Addie says. “I lost my paddle,” Waverly calls back.
“Going t...
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“You’re a fucking ass,” the actual fucking ass at the next table says in my direction.
Suxk m dick
Zeus stands up to his full six-foot-nine height and glares past me. “Say that again to my buddy’s face. And then I’m gonna rearrange yours.”
“And sold,” Levi says. “To our very own captain of the Thrusters, who apparently has secret hobbies that all of the pundits will be asking about as soon as hockey training camp starts this year. Nicely done, Coach Addie. Way to beat the recor...
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She hasn’t glanced over here at all by the time she retakes her seat next to Waverly, accepts a drink from the Fireballs’ head coach, and slams it. Half the people at her table are staring at me, but she doesn’t.
“We are totally talking later about your history with Coach Addie.”
“Nothing to talk about.”
