I scoff. “I was out swimming, looking for a treasure chest with the black hole in it to plant at Dorcas’s house because she’s so annoying, but a seagull pecked my eye which made me crack the chest with the black hole, and my medicine turned out to be a poisonous mushroom since I bought it at the market instead of making it myself, but not even that ultimately did me in. That was the day the flying kitten of death attacked as soon as I surfaced with the black hole trying to suck me back in.”
