My report is only ever accessed one time, by Wilhelmina Murray of Murray Intelligence Agency. Her identification photo has a high contrast of pigments. Very white skin, very dark hair. I hope she reads my report, believes me, finds Dracula, and . . . I don’t know. Stops him from eating people? That’s what you’re supposed to do when you find Dracula, right? Error: Insufficient data. I don’t know. My systems aren’t designed to deal with this sort of thing.
