Of Monsters and Mainframes
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Professor Vanessa Shingle
Yasaman
oh, an anagram-ish of Van Helsing, I see what you did there
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A Brief Interlude by Agnus Theodoris Wagner Fuck yeah, robot arm. Fuck yeah, I’m a cyborg. Fuck yeah, it ain’t dainty or pretty or human-looking.
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My plan is to embrace my managerial role and endeavor to do as little as possible. The subsystems will sort it out.
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A man just turned into sand. OK, this is . . . this is a different situation than I thought it was. A very different situation.
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He’s a mummy. I mean . . . duh. Of course he’s a mummy. That’s why he can spew up flesh-eating bugs and turn into sandstorms.
Yasaman
i mean...that doesn't follow, necessarily, pop culture aside. Like, I know THE Mummy, of The Mummy fame can do that, but mummies in general cannot.
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Hades spits out a lump of nasty-looking HTML.
Yasaman
whhhyyyyyyy would spaceships hundreds of years in the future still be using html????
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I never met Harker. Our marriage was arranged by my parents. An old-world tradition, but out in the colonies, sometimes those sorts of things become more important, not less. That’s what my mother used to say, anyway.
Yasaman
LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT. WHY ARE YOU RIFFING ON DRACULA IF YOU DON'T MAINTAIN ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT THE BOOK: THE JONATHAN/MINA ROMANCE. >>>>>>>>>:(