Of Monsters and Mainframes

by Barbara Truelove

Statistically, the odds of being killed by a crocodile are 0.00001 percent . . . which is significantly higher than the probability of a werewolf attack.

I shouldn’t care. Once they disembark, they’re no longer my priority. If they die, I won’t be punished. But even so, I hope they stay away from crocodiles, werewolves, vampires, cows, and all the other things that can result in an untimely death.