Of Monsters and Mainframes

by Barbara Truelove

Fuck yeah, robot arm. Fuck yeah, I’m a cyborg. Fuck yeah, it ain’t dainty or pretty or human-looking. It’s a scary, big crab-claw thing that can unscrew bolts and crush stuff flat. Fuck yeah, this is awesome.

Since when were you programmed with a desire for adventure? I’m writing the code right now. Steward buzzes with resignation. Send me a copy of it when you’re done. I’m going to need it.