I search through all my files for information on werewolves. I learn three things. Werewolves are a modern interpretation of folkloric stories from a number of pre–Petroleum Age cultures on Earth. 788 files in the entertainment data banks have been tagged with the word “werewolf,” including “Little Red Rides Again!”; “The Wehr”; and “Hot Werewolf Boyfriend Simulator 3000.” Werewolves are allergic to silver.
