Some idiots think we’re in purgatory and need to commit mass suicide to set ourselves free, and we need to stop those idiots from spreading their idiocy. There’s also something about aluminum Christmas trees. I can’t remember.” “Which one do you believe?” “I don’t know, that we’re in a giant AI-powered simulation that’s either glitching out or testing us. If so, doesn’t matter; I’m just trying to keep our city under control.
