“I hate so many things,” he muses. “I don’t know where to begin. I… I hate any book that won the Pulitzer Prize. I hate people who use Android phones. I hate dark chocolate. I hate tomatoes when they’re raw, but I love them when they’re cooked. I hate when a mystery book ends on a cliffhanger and you’re forced to read the second one just to find out who did it. I hate pennies.”
