“Um, excuse me?” She plants a hand on her hip. “I just saved your life by hitting your homicidal husband on the head with a shovel, and now you’re repaying me by telling me that I’m not real?” “But you’re not,” I insist. “So how did I hit Grant on the head with a shovel?” I drop my gaze to my own palms. “I must’ve hit him on the head with that shovel. Somehow.” Poppy rolls her eyes. “Okay, and what about those five casseroles I brought you?” “I must have made them myself.” “How about the times I drove you to the mall, and we went shopping together?” “I must’ve been driving.” “What about when I
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