Pounded by Produce

by G.M. Fairy

He’s hard—so hard, unlike any cock I’ve felt before. He’s also smooth. Almost like a…I don’t know, a cucumber?

HELP

Alone with two of the sexiest vegetables in the world.

I’m about to bust like a can of biscuits,

LMFAOOO

we’re authoritative figures, ordained by God. We should be helping you. Not using you for our own gain.” She clenches her fist. “Robert, you were a tomato I rubbed myself off with. Be so for real right now.”