Pounded by Produce
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Read between November 5 - November 8, 2025
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“Oh, where is my hairbrush!”
Sarah Fitz
Iykyk
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We’ve never been afraid to touch each other in a friendly manner—rubbing shoulders, fake sincere kisses on the head, arms intertwined, normal bloke exchanges.
Sarah Fitz
Normal heterosexual behavior 🤣🤣🤣
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A fucking cucumber. I’m a cucumber.
Sarah Fitz
🥒
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It looks like a goddamn tomato, but as much as I can tell I’m a cucumber, I can tell that tomato is Robert.
Peyton liked this
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Is she always so attracted to cucumbers?
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God do I fucking love being a cucumber.
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Alone with two of the sexiest vegetables in the world.
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“You can vibrate, too? Sorry, boys. This isn’t going to last long.”
Sarah Fitz
Vibrating vegetables?!
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“Everybody wants a water buffalo. Yours is mean, but mine is a kind fellow. Oh, where would you find one? I don't know, but everybody wants a water buffalo.”
Sarah Fitz
Absolutely iconic.
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Sarah Fitz
We love a self aware queen
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“Pounding you as produce
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Sneaky title drop
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You’re like a spider monkey.”
Sarah Fitz
Love me a twilight reference
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Man, priest, tomato, even in death, my heart will beat for you, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Sarah Fitz
🧍‍♂️ ⛪️ 🍅
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“From what I saw, it was pretty hot. If I were you, I’d be in love, too.”
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Yes Gail!!! We love an understanding queen!👸
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I’ve dressed up as a cowboy, a pirate, and my fuzzy rubber ducky sweater has even made some special appearances.
Sarah Fitz
I see you veggie tales
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“You both are the ones that wanted to open a cucumber and tomato farm.”