The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It

by Holly Wilde

I only get a brief glimpse of what he’s packing before the egghood is stowed away behind his hard exterior.

“Damn, girl! Your ass is so fine it jiggles even more than that weird jelly thing your aunt brings to holiday meals.”

I won’t lie, a part of me was scared he would taste sulfuric or curdled. In reality, his kiss is warm and salty, like creamy fresh mozzarella.

Bro. Why do i keep reading? Lol

Muscles carved from a diet of lean protein are covered in curls of green hair that smell like chives.

CHIVES?!?!

“Oh fuck isn’t our safe word, Shelby.” “CLUCK CLUCK,” I shriek,

I am also shrieking. Lmao

Yellow and thick, his release pipes out of his tip, creating a beautiful cascade of cum. The waves and swirls of whisked yolk decorate my body like a fine dining demonstration.

OMFG