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Shelby has been scrambling to get her life together for years.
lol scrambling
“Fuck me! Fuck! No, fuck you, egg,”
Babe you officially asked to be railed by an egg.
“Damn, girl! Your ass is so fine it jiggles even more than that weird jelly thing your aunt brings to holiday meals.”
He’s handsome, for an egg.
For an egg lol
I’ll take that stick right out of your ass and put something even better up there.”
For the briefest moment, I forget all about my responsibilities and the need for things to be perfect. It’s just me and him in the kitchen having fun.
Girl are you about to get your HEA with an egg??
Me. I want him to do me.
Do itttttt
I won’t lie, a part of me was scared he would taste sulfuric or curdled. In reality, his kiss is warm and salty, like creamy fresh mozzarella.
WTF. Why would you want to make out with mozarella?
My egg man is ready to get fully undressed, and show me just how hard boiled his body really is.
lol HARD boiled
his egghood
His egghood lol
I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m thanking the heavens for my deviled egg.
His herbal pubes soak up my juices and release a fragrant scent into the air.
Yeah that cannot be a good smell
“CLUCK CLUCK,”
Thats your safe word????
I look over and see Damien filling the last one with his secret sauce. Squeezing the tip of his cock, a charming little flower of filling swirls into the boat. Setting it down beside the rest, he takes a pinch of paprika and sprinkles the spice effortlessly onto the top. The final touches have him reaching for my kitchen shears, which he uses to clip a bit of chives from the space just above his balls.
HE IS NOT USING HIS JIZZ AS DEVILED EGG FILLING AND HIS PUBIC HAIR AS RAZZLE DAZLE
It’s no surprise the deviled eggs are what everyone goes for first.
Did no one mention the fact that this dude is an egg???
“It’s my secret sauce, babe.
Oh grossssssss
“So, what’s in this secret sauce? I’m pretty good at discerning flavors, and I’m curious if it’s nut-based.”
Girl you do not wanna know...
