The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It
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a brief glimpse of what he’s packing before the egghood is stowed away behind his hard exterior.
Randi Wolfe
His EGGHOOD
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“Damn, girl! Your ass is so fine it jiggles even more than that weird jelly thing your aunt brings to holiday meals.” I’m still wrapping my mind around the fact that a towering egg just smacked my butt, let alone that he knows about my aunt’s obsession with gelatine molds.
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He’s handsome, for an egg.
Randi Wolfe
All I can picture is Mike Wazowski
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My egg man is ready to get fully undressed, and show me just how hard boiled his body really is.