The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It
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Read between April 11 - April 11, 2025
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To the horny devils of bookstagram and booktok,  y'all make it so fun to be bad!
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“Damn, girl! Your ass is so fine it jiggles even more than that weird jelly thing your aunt brings to holiday meals.” 
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“And there’s nothing wrong with being a little bad every now and again. It makes life fun. But if you need me to show you just how devilish things can get, well, like I said before, just say the word and I’ll take that stick right out of your ass and put something even better up there.”
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My egg man is ready to get fully undressed, and show me just how hard boiled his body really is. 
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Beating the beastly thing like he’s making an omelet, he strokes down to the tuft of pubic herbs before squeezing back up. The egg-shaped head tipped with tiny horns glistens as he fists himself. 
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I’m ready to learn how to be bad, one hole at a time.
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Fuck, what did my filthy mouth just agree to?
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He’s so fucking hot looking down at me like he wants to murder my pussy.
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“You haven't said the safe word yet, so I know you don’t mean it.”  
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“So, what’s in this secret sauce? I’m pretty good at discerning flavors, and I’m curious if it’s nut-based.”
Joanna
IT IS ABSOLUTELY NUT BASED 🤣🤣🤣