“My mom’s here. I don’t want to listen to her complain for the next month about how disappointed she is in her heathen sons who can’t even be bothered to make sure a woman gets home safely at night.” “Now that, I buy. But you can assure your mom that I’m perfectly capable of getting myself home.” “And I’m capable of eating an entire large pepperoni pie myself, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.”
