“So this ring is just a really fancy way of pissing on me,” I conclude with a grin. “No,” he says indignantly. “It’s a nice present.” “You’re totally marking your territory.” “I’m appreciating you on your birthday.” “Want me to tattoo ‘Jude’s Property’ on my ass?” I ask. “This isn’t—” He tilts his head to the side. “Actually, would you?”
