I was just trying to figure out what the most expensive thing on the menu is.” I nod. “Good to know. Dine and dash it is.” Somebody clears their throat behind me. “That was a joke,” I say. The waitress from before glares at me. I pull out my wallet and open it before I very purposefully flash some cash at her. “Should I maybe pay you right now?” “You haven’t ordered yet,” she says. “We’re obviously getting off on the right foot, you and me, aren’t we?” I say.
