“I don’t want him to just like me. I want to impress him,” he says. “And I’m going to warn you right now, I will do anything to make it happen. He doesn’t like blond hair? I’m in the salon tomorrow morning. He needs something smuggled inside? I’m his man. If he asks me to tattoo a map on my back and get myself thrown in jail in order to break him out of here, I will do it. Also, if you happen to hear me lie to make myself look better, feel free to keep your mouth shut.”
