The Undercutting of Rosie and Adam (Hart and Mercy, #3)

by Megan Bannen

“Blammo Tinky Fartface.” In fact, most of the time, she called the cat Tinky, or occasionally Fart, but she wanted to make a bona fide god who had witnessed the creation of the world and the birth of humanity say Blammo Tinky Fartface.