The Undercutting of Rosie and Adam (Hart and Mercy, #3)

by Megan Bannen

He was like a human bath bomb.

Ok but that sounds like hell

Maybe Dr. Lee was a secretly shy dickhead.

Feels like an oxymoron

“Technically, I’m a dik-dik, but I prefer to go with deer. Because, like, the dick jokes, man.”

Omg they’re so cute though

If you will give me a moment, please.” The please came with a heaping spoonful of withering disdain, and the marshal in question zipped his lips. “Dang,” said Duckers. “That guy should be busting mobsters or teaching middle school.”

I bet I know which one’s the more difficult profession

It’s been a long day, and the filter is gone.” “There was a filter?”

Look, us filter-challenged people are just trying to make it out alive over here

She turned onto her side and put her pillow over her head, as if that could make her brain go quiet.

Goddddd if only that worked

demigods are generally tall, whereas I am five foot five.” Duckers raised one doubtful eyebrow at him. “In shoes,” Adam amended. “Five three,” Duckers coughed into his fist.

Rude

All that sadness under the surface makes it more powerful when Katherine Morgan and Captain Danforth finally get to be together after so many years apart. And what’s not to love about a hero who spends ninety percent of the book pining away in wretched desperation?”

THANK you - Persuasion is so much better than P&P I said it!

It was just so hard to think straight with Adam’s tight derriere saying hello to and shaking hands with her pants feelings.

Pants feelings

In a world where women were supposed to be small and men were supposed to be strong, Rosie had spent too much of her life bemoaning the fact that she towered over everyone she had ever dated, when what she really needed was a guy who was as vast on the inside as she was on the outside.

A TARDIS man!