The Undercutting of Rosie and Adam (Hart and Mercy, #3)

by Megan Bannen

“Does this one have a name?” “Blammo Tinky Fartface,” Rosie answered flatly. “What do you call it for short?” “Blammo Tinky Fartface.”

In fact, most of the time, she called the cat Tinky, or occasionally Fart, but she wanted to make a bona fide god who had witnessed the creation of the world and the birth of humanity say Blammo Tinky Fartface. That was true power.

Rosie had zero romantic interest in the man, but those forearms could inspire sonnets.

“You are difficult to forget.” “Well, you could’ve fooled me.” “One does not forget a stunning woman with eyes like garnets.”

“Sometimes, a small kindness can be quite… large… to the recipient.”

“Am I making it worse?” Rosie asked Adam. “How could you make anything worse?”

“You enjoy a man’s yearning and suffering?” “Fictionally speaking? Very much.”

“You are utterly, perfectly ridiculous.”